Saturday, October 31, 2009

What do you call people who have failed the CPA exam?

Lawyers. :)
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What do you call people doing time for tax fraud?

Someone who consulted a CPA instead of a Tax Attorney.
No they are accountants.
What do you call people who have failed the bar exam? Accountants.
Accounting teachers.
Failures
Politicians?
Nerds in training?

What do you all think of the website www.AbortionNO.org? Is it an acceptable tactic?

Many Pro-Life advocates have differing veiws on this issue. Some feel it is insensitive, or that it will cause emotional hardship on post-abortive mothers. Others feel it is useful, and presents abortion in the most intellectually dishonest way.
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Its about time someone shows the truth about abortion. I am confused why the pro-abortionists have a problem with this. If they really in their hearts believe that there is nothing wrong with killing an unborn child, then whats wrong with viewing it?
When I watch open heart surgery on TV I don't get a sick feeling like I do when I watch an abortion. If anyone did to a dog what that video shows being done to a child, that person would be in jail and there would be public outrage. Hasn't America murdered enough children? 3000 Americans die in Iraq and everyone's upset. Justifiably. Every death is a sad event. Yet, we kill tens of millions of children on American soil and it continues undaunted. I will never see any sense to it.
Good for them. I am watching the homicide of a Pre-born child. The Post-Abortive "mothers" deserve it. They should look at it.

What do you all think of the PC police. me i say lock them up?

i am sick and tired of people getting there feel bads hurt are you.
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PC is a form of communism and is a way to stop free thought.
Like all things, there needs to be a balance between being sensitive to the feelings of others and just getting things done.
I try to consider the person's overall meaning before I tap dance all over them. However, if I detect a trend, then I usually have to speak up. The problem with letting it go is two-fold. If the person speaking wants to be heard and not disregarded, they need to know that they are offending others.(otherwise, the listener thinks you are a big stupid Yahoo, and you really don't want that either do you??!!) On the other hand, the rest of us need to calm down a little as well and grow a thicker skin. It is a balance! Always a balance!
Don't deliberately offend! Don't immediately assume that they did it on purpose! Can we meet in the middle some place? Hope so!
You have a right to be offended if you don't like what I say, but that doesn't prevent me from having the right to say what I wish. You too have the right to say what you wish and if I'm offended then too bad for me.
There is a quote I always think of when the idea of politically correct polite speak comes up:

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Attributed to Voltaire

What do ya think the punishment should be for 4th offense drunk driving?

Each state has it's own penalties for this offense, should it be a contry wide penalty or should it be left to each county to prosecute?
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Funny you should pose such a question. Just recently a guy I know said his friend was caught drunk driving for the 8th time. The police don't even care anymore, there's nothing they can do. The guy doesn't even have his license so when I see people writing "take away the license!" I find it a bit naive for them to think that's what'll keep a drunk out of a car, as if they're thinking clearly.

I think the multiple years behind bars is a little much, but maybe some prison time would do them some good. Fines don't do much for people who already spend all their money on alcohol. We're not talking about Paris Hilton here. Over all I think the reality of their situation should be presented to them. Make them watch some horribly violent and dreadfully bleak film of what drunk driving can do. Make them listen to a speaker, one of a victim and one of a drunk driver.

Not everything works for everybody but some things work for some people.
Bring out the rope...
i think you should get 10 to 15 years and never get your license to
A fourth offense means the driver has a problem. 100 AA meetings plus 2 years counseling, plus loss of drivers license for 5 years, and a $5000 fine.
I think that the persons' drivers license should be taken away, and his/her vehicle confiscated, for no particular length of time. It will be too late when they cause an accident and possibly a death or two.
Oh this is one of my pet peeves. I would love to see universal law, being that the law and statues are the same for every state.

The punishment should be as maxed out as possible. I do know that there will be a life time revocation of the license which doesn't keep people from driving. When sentencing one of any offense, there is a statue that they have to go by, sentencing investigation and also points are assessed due the prior criminal history of the offender.
It's not treason, and it's not counterfeiting, so it's not a federal offense. Different states have people in them that disagree with people in other states. Why the HELL do you think you're better than everyone else, giving yourself the power to force one idea down all their throats?
5 years in jail, mandatory. $10k fine. After release, must be on probation for 2 years and take routine random tests to make sure they are not drinking anymore, then they can get a license again. National law. Also, if they kill someone in an accident, they get charged with 2nd degree murder and never get a license again.
I think it should be nationwide, but then again, ALL punishments are up to the state to decide on.

Personally, I think the CHARGE for a fourth defense drunk driving should carry the same weight as attempted murder or attempted aggravated assault or assault with a deadly weapon. When you drink and get behind the wheel, you become the deadly weapon, and it's purely luck that you didn't actually end up killing someone.

But, I know, not gonna happen.....
6 Mo's to 1 yr. in jail, loss of drivers license for 1 yr., a very large fine. Country wide or left to each county is not really the problem. If a person makes it to a 4th DUI, you have a person that has absolutely no regard for other people's safety or rights, If a 4 time offender is on the streets, do you want your children on those same streets?
I think after 3--you should have your license taken away forever. If you continue to drive, then you should be in prison for about 1-3 years to think about what you are doing. Rehab is no answer in my opinion. Drunk driving needs to be a felony..like in Canada. Cause in Canada..they do not have this problem.
Life in Prison. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DRINKING AND DRIVING!!
license revoked - lifetime. jail time. Also special community service where the offender goes to various schools and educates teenagers / kids about the perils of drunk driving.
any drunk driver who ends up killing an innocent person - same thing but a lot of jail time and fines (paying for dead person's funeral - punitive damages to the family involved)

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SYMPATHY FOR DRUNKS!
4th offense should be 3 to 5 years in prison.
in Missouri, the 3rd one is prison..

Saturday, October 24, 2009

What do they do if you get caught with your I.D. expired?


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It varies by state I believe. But it could be a ticket, could be fine, it is in most likeliness the same as if you were driving without one. Hey Paris Hilton got 40 days in jail, so if you're a celebrity, you don't wanna get caught ha ha. Or you can save yourself the trouble and just renew it...
if you mean driver license then it is up to your state laws. but i am nto sure if it is a crime to have an expired state issude id.
Get it renewed !!
They'll probably just give you a ticket and make you re-new your I.D.
They tell you it is expired and go get a new one.

If it is a drivers license that is a different story. They can arrest you if you are driving and your license is expired.
Typically they will just give you a ticket. Though you don't get to drive home. Recall that your drivers license is no longer valid. You got to get somebody to drive your vehicle home, or have it towed.
If you mean Drivers Lic. and by "they" you mean the cops, then you get a ticket, plus having to tow your car home (they wont let your drive it back) plus you will get ticked for whatever reason they stoped you in the first place.
The do exactly what they would have done if you did not have a valid ID, because you don't. Without knowing the situation, I don't know what that means.

What do these jail charges mean?

DISORDERLY CONDUCT

and

CONTRIB DELINQ/DEPEND-MINOR
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Please excuse any typos; this is NOT a copy %26 paste.
The definition of Disorderly Conduct in Illinois:
A person commits disorderly conduct when he knowingly:
1) Does any act in such unreasonable manner as to alarm or disturb another and to provoke a breach of the peace; or
2) Transmits or causes to be transmitted in any manner to the fire department of any city, town, village, or fire protection district a false alarm of fire, knowing at the time of such transmission that there is no reasonable ground for believing that such fire exists; or
3) Transmits or causes to be transmitted in any manner to another a false alarm to the effect that a bomb or other explosive of any nature is concealed in such place that its explosion would endanger human life, knowing at the time of such transmission that there is no reasonable ground for believing that such bomb or explosive is concealed in such a place; or
4) Transmits or causes to be transmitted in any manner to any peace officer, public officer or public employee a report to the effect that an offense will be committed, knowing at the time of such transmission that there is no reasonable ground for believing that such an offense will be committed, is being committed, or has been committed; or
5) Enters upon the property of another and for a lewd or unlawful purpose deliberately looks into a dwelling on the property through any window or other opening in it (peeping tom); or
6) While acting as a collection agency as defined in the "Collection Agency Act" or as an employee of such collection agency, and while attempting to collect an alleged debt, makes a telephone call to the alleged debtor which is designed to harass, annoy, or intimidate the alleged debtor; or
7) Transmits or causes to be transmitted a false report to the Department of Children and Family services under Section 4 of the "Abused and Neglected Child Reporting Act"'; or
8) Transmits or causes to be transmitted a false report to the Dept. of Public Health under the Nursing Home Care Act; or
9) (I'm getting tired of typing)... Make a false request for an ambulance; or
10) Make a false report of domestic abuse; or
11) Files a false police report
11) Calls 911 as a prank.

Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, as defined by the source listed below:
(a) Contributing to the criminal delinquency of a juvenile. Any person of the age of 21 years and upwards, who with the intent to promote or facilitate the commission of a felony, solicits, compels or directs any person under the age of 17 years in the commission of such felony commits the offense of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile.
In Illinois, Contributing to the criminal delinquency of a juvenile is a Class X felony; the highest class in Illinois. Even higher than 2nd degree murder.
disorderly conduct is basically being belligerent and causing trouble to the point someone has to call the police about it.

contributing to the deliquency of a minor means giving a minor ( someone under age ) alcohol or tobacco generally.
disorderly conduct is a minor charge in front of usually a public crowd.

contributing to the delinquency of a minor is like giving your child alcohol, or knowing that they are doing drugs in the house.
Disorderly conduct basically means acting up and doing things you weren't supposed to do.

Contributing to the deliquency of a minor is basically buying a minor alcohol/cigarettes and allowing them to do it. You are contributing to their deliquency.
Disorderly conduct usually means fighting in public or causing a bad scene in a public place, such as cussing out a store clerk or something to do with that, or yelling at someone in the middle of a store as to start a fight. This can also happen in a bar if you and another person get into a yelling match.

Contributing to the delinquency of a dependent minor means that you gave alcohol or cigarettes to a minor, even if the minor was your own dependent.
The only thing I'll add to what the others have posted is this:

Contributing to the delinquency of a minor relates to any criminal behavior. It is not isolated to only cigarettes and alcohol. If you influence or instruct or encourage a minor to commit a criminal act, then you a guilty of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

What do the law say.?

At the moment I'm arresting you on suspension of spamming YAHOO message board up, you don't have to say anything but what ever you say will be hold in evidence against you, do you understand?
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all the best
no
Not really all you have written is gobbledegook!
i do understand

i do

honest i dooooooo
you have only just joined.. welcome

ps i think lol
Yes I do understand, but wanna show me the evidence
It should be for massacring the 'English language'; shouldn't your question read as follows; "What does the law say?"
I got 2 points =)
That's some hack job on the English language there.
 


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